Dear Parents,
Why are you so gross?
Love,
Your Nanny
Advice:
Do not, EVER, under ANY circumstances, allow me to go into your bedroom to retrieve your
child/ dog/ sheets/ dry cleaning,
if you have left out in FULL VIEW OR HAPPENSTANCE your
"maritial devices"/ "nudey pants"/ "shocking photographs"/ "loose paraphernalia"
Ever.
Just don’t let it happen.
Ever.
Every nanny and babysitter has a story like this, we don’t need two.
Because we totally will tell our friends.
And laugh.
Because we are the mature young adults you trust to watch your children.
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Wow - I'm surprised such "finds" are so common. You'd think people would be more careful about such things!
ReplyDeleteEEEWWW!! Sounds like you have some stories to tell me!
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