Why are you so gross?
Do not, EVER, under ANY circumstances, allow me to go into your bedroom to retrieve your
child/ dog/ sheets/ dry cleaning,
if you have left out in FULL VIEW OR HAPPENSTANCE your
"maritial devices"/ "nudey pants"/ "shocking photographs"/ "loose paraphernalia"
Just don’t let it happen.
Every nanny and babysitter has a story like this, we don’t need two.
Because we totally will tell our friends.
Because we are the mature young adults you trust to watch your children.